Wednesday, 8 August 2012



OMG THIS IS SO CUTE! IT'S ME IN A VIDEO!

LUV YOU...

XXX

Monday, 23 April 2012

GET MARRIED. DIVORCE QUICK (get rich quick)

(IT'S A WEDDING RING BUT PHOTOBOOTH REVERSED)
So i know most of us have been trying to come up with a get rich kwick scheme for quite some time now, and yeah, like, apaz scientists and clever people have said that there's no such thing or something along those lines, true? LIKE THEY ARE SO OUT OF THEIR MINDS DUMB. Anyway, to sum this up i obv have the only one true way of making sure you got those bux so you can live in a nice big house with that puppy and maid you always wanted. READ ON!

  • Find a rich guy. It doesnt matter how he looks, unless that is you were planning on falling in love with him, but you wouldn't have read on this far if you were, huh? (dating sites like sugardaddie.com is a good place to start) OMG!!! ALSO!!!111! If he's old, like realllly REAAlllLLLLy old, it's a total bonus (ill get on to why later...)

  • Tell the guy you love him (but don't mean it). Honeyz, the quicker you tell him you love him, the quicked you can move on to the next guy (and to buying that dream car!) basically here's how you gotta do it...
You: GUESS WHAT?
Rich guy: What is it you fuckckcing beautifully, hot, sexy, virtual stranger?
You: I TOTALLY LOVE YOU SO MUCH. IM OBSESSED.
Rich guy: YIKES! REALLY?! MY EX WIFE IS GONNA BE SO JELOUS! MARRY ME!!! <3<3<3
You: FUCK THE WEDDING DRESS. LETS GET MARRIED RIGHT NOW!
Rich guy: STOKEDDD!!!

  • And their you have it! The tricky part is done <3. Awwwwww!!! You've got a husband. *Psyched!*
Come back soon to find out how to finish this sticky situation you've got yourself in and let me welcome you to the beautiful world of not signing a prenup <3

LOVE YOU!

Tuesday, 17 April 2012

DENIM HAIR


Being a top guy getter like i am is really REALLY like REEEALALALALALALALY rewarding! But we all know that OBV we gotta start somewhere, so here's a hot look for you guys to copy, steal, take, and try out which will get some denim loving dudes all over your grind!!!

I styled this so obv you wont come anywhere near my expertise just yet but i just KNOW that when you've got it down to a T, that special T (if his name begins with T lol!!!) will be sticking it in you in NO TIME AT ALL...


Thursday, 9 February 2012

LOOK AT ME

FRIDAY NIGHT WET SUPRISE


Here is a song off of my new album !!! I bring up loads of really romantic facts and scenarios about boys and girls and going out at night :) Enjoy it!

LOVE YOU!!! OMG YEAH LOVE.



Wednesday, 8 February 2012

BACK *&* ON TRACK!

Hey girls! I know what you're all thinking huh? IT'S BEEN WAY TOO LONG! Like so long, like so long like the size of your soon to be next boyfriends thing!!! (I hope its massive!!! saucy lol!!!) Anway, I've been busy doing things which I have now realised are so NOT as important as making sure my fans (you girls) get a decent BF to curl into during these cold nights of the winter season (omg totals sorry if you're not reading this from a weather climate which isn't UK etc right now cos you must not have a CLUE what i'm talking about! LOL! It's currently -3 in London right now! Don't believe me? GOOGLE SEARCH IT!!! OMG RIGHT?). Anyway.... Enough is enough, and i know what enough is... Here are some tips for keeping guys NEAR for the new YEAR!

GFOTYS GUIDE ON KEEPING GUYS NEAR FOR THE NEW YEAR

Always keep a spare cell phone on you... Fake a phone call to yourself whilst you're on a date with a HOT GUY!!! When you're in the middle of a dry (BORING) convo, slyly whip out your sacred celly-phone and call yourself! Pick up your REAL phone and act all dramatic like something REALLY REALLY REALLY bad has happened!!! when you get off the phone, fake cry and pretend something really BAD (click on the word BAD for ideas...) has happened and watch the magic unfold GIRL! The guy/hunk your with is gonna feel really sorry for you and feel forced to stay with you tonight!!! I tried it out the other day and it worked a wonderful charm <3

GOOD LUCK AND IM SO SORRY IT'S BEEN SO LONG. I'M HERE FOR YOU FROM NOW ON. FOREVER, AND ALWAYS.

xx GFOTY xx

GFOTY WITH THE SKINS CAST

XXXXXXX HERE I AM AND HERE ARE THE CAST OF SKINS. IT'S AN INTERVIEW IN WHICH WE ALL FEATURE IN <3 OMG!!! IT'S LIKE SO ROMANTIC! OMG! I LOVE GUYS! XXXXXXX

Monday, 24 October 2011

Monday, 3 October 2011

AIR HAIR LAIR

OHMYGOD:( in regards to my last post on how to get you all guys... ->>> ;'-D (hope it's working y'all<3) I REALISED I HATE MY HAIR AND I HATE MY LIFE ;'-(...

SO!!!

I!!!

CHANGED MY HAIR SO MANY TIMES!!!

What's your fave? I want a guy with steeze, wit, charisma, tall, dark, handsome, hot, sexy, rad, lush, stern and most of all friendly.. AWWWW!11!!!!111!!111!!!!11!

HERE ARE MY LOOKS... PLZ HELP!!! <3 xxx GFOTY xxx

Look one: Red and Sexy.. cool?



Look two: I think this is copying my gurl Beyonce... too bate? (lol!)


Look three: Origi-pink!! (lie you saw in my last post!! (this time my finger's are in my mouth! teehee!!!)


Look four: An alternative way of looking alterno!! HAHAHA!!11!11


HELP!!!

xxx


Sunday, 2 October 2011

HAIRALICIOUS!!!

Hey hunnyz!

There's nothing more in a girl that a cute guy looks for when he's looking for that babe (me and you awww!) other then banging hot locks! I WENT OUT AND GOT THIS COOL STYLE FOR MY NEXT BF!!!

I wonder what he's going to look like!!

Oh wait.. I like suprises.. Maybe i don't care what he looks like!!

No I do!!

OH I DON'T KNOW! <3<3<3 SHUCKS!!!

Anyway..

  1. HAIRSTYLE NUMBER 1... You want a guy who likes the colour pink?? DYE IT PINK THEN!!!
<3

Tuesday, 6 September 2011

DassWKD!

GIRLS!

After much anticipation on the so called matter. I've decided to let you all in on MY, @GFOTY'S(<-- thats a link!) TOP 3 DRINKS for each occasion, whether it's a romantic night in (swoon baby swoon!) or a day in the park (casual cool!)

Babies, no matter where you are, here's what the drink vibe is..

  • A dinner for two <3 - A BOTTLE OF RED (a bottle of vodka in the bathroom which you swig on the D(own)L(ow): Keep it civil with just ONE bottle of wine, this will prove you don't need alcohol to have a good time and be relaxed. LITTLE DOES HE KNOW!!! That you're downing the bloody spirit in the bathroom with out his his f**king knowledge! HE'S SUCH A FOOL :-)


  • In the park on a Sunday :-) - Bucks Fizz: Show your guy you've got STEEZE by swankily dropping the Champs and OJ flex.. It's very cheap in stores like Marks and Spencers, and incredibly tasty (yum!) They have two for one deals sometimes, but once again - the old dutch courage never fails you so get on it early and drink some absinth at yard before meeting your beau. (I chose absinth because it smells minty, so he'll think you've brushed your teeth.. Clever huh?!1!?

  • A late night phone call - WHATEVER YOU WANT! (which involves alcohol):GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS.. Boy's don't want to here what you have to say! Let him know what you've REALLY got to say by drinking the drink of YOUR (yes UR!) choice!!! Drinking before that all important phone conversation will give YOU (yes U!) the confidence to talk SEXY! Remember, keep it down right dirrrty (like xtina) and send some pics! This should totally work (I say should, when i really mean WILL. LOL!!!)




A good something to go by when phone cybering is this song below.. Good old Remson, I salute you <3<3<3




<3 YOU (YES U!!!) LOTS AND LOTS.

!GOOD BYE! XoXGFOTYXoX

Sunday, 14 August 2011

:-( :------( :'------------( --->>> ;-D <- U!1!

Spice things up in the bedroom! Wanna know how?! Here's how!

How?!

Now...

Girls! this is a really romantic way get your boyfriend to want to share a warm bubble bath with you (or me, teehee!!!)

  1. Order his favourite take out <-- Curry.
  2. When the Curry arrives, QUICKLY dig your hand in the spiciest sauce you ordered.
  3. Run to the bathroom and rub the sauce in places where the sun don't shine
  4. (take some Oxycon to avoid the Burning sensation you are about to experience. :-( )
  5. Eat the curry <-- Boring
  6. Offer sex to your man1!
  7. Have sex with your man!!
  8. NOW YOUR BOTH GONNA BE IN BURNING PAIN..
  9. Whoops! silly you!! lol!
  10. He will wan't to wash his dick, and you will want to wash yourself as well, so go in the bath, soak in to those warm bubbles and let him caress your sweet sweet body..
<3 I LOVE ROMANCE <3 DO YOU?

x Girlfriendoftheyear x

WELCOME TO THE CHURCH OF LOVE


HELLO!

Welcome to Sundays Service of the Church of Love with me, GFOTY!!!

I hope you're all sitting.

Okay.

  • Mouth stretches will make your man feel a million dollars down stairs. The wider the mouth the better both of your experiencea. (HEAVENLY LOVE)
  • Next time you and your other half have some free time, try going to a local car park and making friends with other parked drivers. (who knows what might happen?!)
  • A foot massage is nothing but a foot massage.. BORING.. Aim to pppllleeeaaassseee your man, not teeeeaaaassse him!
  • I'm basically trying to say give him a blow-j or two.
GOOD LUCK :-)

xx GFOTY xx


Tuesday, 2 August 2011

SAY YOU'LL BE MINE

tupac dance

BULLET POINTS

  • Getting the guy of your dreams does NOT have to be so complicated!
  • SO!
  • in a few simple bullet points
  • not only will i teach you how uncomplicated it can be
  • but I will also throw a few pictures in!!!
!HERE WE GO!

  • Bullet 1: For easiness' sake, we will call the guy Colin. He's 6foot, blonde, and blue eyed!
  • Bullet 2: -->
  • Bullet 3: Text him at midnight (00:00) and offer him some dessert
  • Bullet 4: --->>
  • Bullet 5: Little will our Colin know, that you're dessert!!
  • Bullet 6: Wear something small, pink, and sexy
  • Bullet 7: Don't forget the fake tan!
  • Bullet 8: When he comes in, make him cum in (know what i mean!!!)
  • Bullet 9: Damn he's fine (A rhyme for fun!!)
  • Bullet 10: Tell him to go home, no boy likes a desperate loser.
  • Bullet 11:

  • Bullet 12: Replace the "I" in Bullet 11 to "You" And you've now got a boyfriend!

Friday, 29 July 2011

Strictly Cum Dancing

MY ULTIM8 GIRLFRIEND OTHER THEN MYSELF IS THIS CUTIE (Le Bert!) !

Together we make a perfect girl couple <3<3<3


<3 CUTE SWEET BLISS LOVE <3

Very soon (CAN'T SAY WHEN OR WHERE!) We are spotted have a very special kiss and Q&A somewhere! #LUSH <3



Tuesday, 26 July 2011

!TUMBLR!

I HAVE A TUMBLR! <<<<----- CLICK THE WORLD TUMBLR!!! TO GET TO IT <3

I dont quite understand it yet, but its totally cool fun times!1?!1

Monday, 25 July 2011

AND HEARTS ;


&HEARTS;

GAYDARRING

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